Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Pick Your Reason
When your friends can't explain why they voted for Democrats, give them this list. They can then pick a reason
10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
9. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
8. I voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
7. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
5. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
4. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.
3. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.
2. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
1. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
Monday, April 19, 2010
A Lay-off letter from an excellent boss!
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.
This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lot and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem.. They voted for change...... I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic..
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
I truly love this country - there, I said it! And isn't it amazing how indoctrinated we have become by the "main-stream media" that to say this demonstrates that we're racist, or sexist, or homophobic, or we resort to violence, or that we are dangerous? But we never get the opportunity to say our side of the story, or the fringe element (and there is a fringe in every group) is somehow determined to be the representative of what we believe, feel, or act. I watched demonstrations from the right and left in the past couple days, and it is night and day on how the groups handle themselves, and how the media handle the coverage - it's a shame, but that doesn't mean you don't keep trying, and I believe that's happening, through social networking like facebook, through virtual marches, through blogs, and through our voices, as the main media outlets have continued to prevent all sides from speaking. Recently, there have been a spate of protests at Conservative speaker presentations, and instead of the uproar, that we receive when someone criticizes someone from the left (such as President Obama - with "you lie" - which actually was the truth, as the bill was changed in the next week, but none of us heard that from the media) - as protesters don't have a right to speak, these protestors against Coulter and Rove, et. al., were cheered on by the media. But we're seeing some "change," as we talk, and listen to those who supported Obama and his plans, privately- away from cameras, are having doubts about this process. With the passage of Obamacare, in our workplaces there were no cheering as there was for his election, with some even saying, they didn't want to talk about it. Maybe we're seeing the first signs, of change we can all believe in. And it starts in November 2010, and the end of this nightmare in 2012!